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Bodyform Lies To Men!!


Richard discovered the hard way how a maxipad company had lied to him about a woman's period. His comment on their page was quite funny but Bodyform's response was brilliant!

*** Disclaimer! NOT for the easily offended ***

Richard Neill posted on Bodyform's Facebook Page:
Hi, as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years. As a child I watched your advertisement with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things, I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding, rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyus adventurous time of the month to happen....you lied!!! There was no joy, no extreme sports, no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fail bodyform, you crafty bugger.


This is Bodyform's Response. Priceless!

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